"Any ideas for the new park sculpture?"
"How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?"
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.
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This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.
These two can do no wrong. @SirPatStew
have you ever seen a numbat’s tonguenow you’ve seen a numbat’s tongue