• when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)


thatsthat24:

Thank you to whoever did this.

(Source: sizvideos)


bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

(Source: puff-to-tuff)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

(Source: thebachelorsparty)


part-of-your-worldd:

snaaep:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

NOT OKAY

IM CRYING

(Source: fallin-darrens-pheromones)


Hogwarts Subjectspart 2


Hogwarts Subjects part 1

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

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banavalope:

okamidensetsu:

Pokemon X Nanoblock - Gangar (Gengar)

Excuse me I need this

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(Source: kobe.areablog.jp)

daviidkeith asked:
t bag me plz

anytime bby!!!